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Boat Demotivational Poster

Murphy's Law -

IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!

REDNECK HOUSEBOAT - Me an' Billy-Bob are headin' over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o' beer!

BOATING 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.

TAGS: boat shore moron stupid car
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:46 am
I would what thi5 guy's excuse was to hits insurance company. Haha
drifterII - September 6, 2012, 1:46 am

life is but a dream -

TAGS: row row row your boat
Rating: 4.89/5

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Rick69 - May 18, 2015, 6:47 pm
This is sick... Could you link me to the picture source, please?
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:40 pm
Oldsod - May 4, 2015, 6:58 am
That's one big mosh pit!
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:51 am
ROTFL!!! What'd you have for dinner before you went to bed, RL? That looks like Taco Bell! LUV it!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:34 pm
Every preschool wall should have this hanging on it.

CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961


TAGS: farting boat wetsuit
Rating: 2.5/5

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Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:36 am
having never posted a motifake, i have no room to say anything, but i'm pretty sure this ph**o has been commented to death already...
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:22 am
I cut him some slack. I didn't even bother voting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2011, 2:40 am
he's new....cut him some slack.......If he's still doing it next month we'll draw and quarter him.
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
How many times have we seen this on the interwebs?


TAGS: simpsons nightboat
Rating: 1.83/5

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Nateosis - October 30, 2009, 9:45 am
QUIET! I will not hear another word against the boat!
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:26 pm
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:09 pm
Ugh, there's always a ca***, an inlet, or a peninsula.

TIE-DOWN STRAPS - not very important until they're VERY important

TAGS: boat truck crash tie down
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - October 27, 2011, 5:02 am
If you don't ratchet, it'll be rat ****.

A Woman, A Book, & A Boat -

BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.

TAGS: boat racing rules running on water
Rating: 4.53/5

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dootndo2 - October 9, 2011, 11:14 pm
Love it. Hearing Popeye singing his scat music in my head as I watch this. Toot Toot!
Donkasaurus - May 10, 2010, 3:04 pm
Look how fast he's going! He's running so fast the wake behind him is bigger than the other boats!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 10:00 am
NIce a different approach than the usual hey look Jesus had to pee during a boat race. 5L from me Hal

CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.


TAGS: submarine boat license calendar ocean
Rating: 4.79/5

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birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 1:58 pm
I still don't get how someone can be stupid enough to do this.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:35 pm
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:23 pm
Well played.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:30 am


DRAGON BOAT - Why is when you have a boat full of women, its called a Dragon boat

TAGS: dragon boat
Rating: 1.43/5

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JESUS CHRIST - Not only has He returned, He's been causing boat accidents!

TAGS: jesus boat
Rating: 2.93/5

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JACOB - November 11, 2008, 9:13 am
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 11:52 pm
That's clearly the Flash.

IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.

TAGS: submarine boat captain tanker
Rating: 2.57/5

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Charles - September 12, 2008, 9:16 pm
Failboat - changing modes

YOU UR FINISHED!!! - Kamikaze Cat has ripped a hole in your life-boat!

TAGS: cat kamikaze water boat
Rating: 3/5

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dy2012 - May 31, 2012, 12:32 pm
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:15 am
WHat's A Cat Doing In The Boat ?

Guess The Song -

TAGS: song nursery rhyme row boat
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 9, 2015, 5:59 am
GEEK!!!! 5 laughing lions proudly wearing geek glasses!!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 9:10 pm
Merrily merrily merrily life is but a thesaurus

CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?

TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


BOAT-VAN - Cause some noobs use that command in Counter-Strike when theyre all Owned

BOATS - You know the two best days, don't you?

TAGS: boats
Rating: 4.57/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2011, 8:19 pm
yep, a boat is just a hole in the water that you throw money into. =)
rerun - July 30, 2011, 7:40 pm

it's true too
Greeny - July 30, 2011, 7:26 pm
good one!

Another Fish -


LOVE YOU, HONEY. - Just thought I'd return the car...before the divorce.

TAGS: car crash boat
Rating: 3.08/5

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newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 9:05 pm
dang blonde drivers!!!there always ruining our crap!~~chrys
newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 9:05 pm
dang blonde drivers!!!there always ruining our crap!~~chrys

OVERINDULGENCE - YEP!!! This is it and I am Jealous

TAGS: boat jealous
Rating: 4.33/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:00 am
I wish I could 'Like' other people's comments. I feel that the journey alone should be half the fun and I'd rather they throw out all the ridiculous bells and whistles. Is a pool on a cruise ship really necessary?
falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:10 pm
I want a submarine so I could sink that waste of money.

SEAL TEAM SIX - Everybody wants to be THEM. Last year, these HARBOR PATROL safeties were in POLOS and BERMUDA shorts.

THE FAILBOAT - Welcome aboard.

TAGS: failboat fail boat sailboat sail boat
Rating: 2.13/5


TAGS: boat costs humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 11:52 pm

I do love the water, though...just in somebody else's boat~~ Thanks, Gary~
GaryO - July 13, 2013, 11:49 pm



Going Home -



I'M A STEAMBOAT! - Chugga Chugga Chugga!

TAGS: boat
Rating: 2.13/5

PENGUIN BOAT - Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

HIT - and sail

TAGS: hit boat ship navy sea
Rating: 4.65/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:41 pm
Love this :)

AND FINALLY : - #7 when chartering a wooden vessel, a passenger list that includes termites & woodpeckers isn't a great idea.

RIVERDANCE - You have two left feet.

OUT OF PLACE - Now, where did I leave my boat?

LIKE TWO BOATS PASSING AT NIGHT. - That's The Way Life Seems To Be Maybe Someday We'll Find Our Dreams ?

Discovery -

TAGS: boat shore run aground ssminnow
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 21, 2013, 4:50 pm
Excellent! 5!
Bolverk3778 - November 14, 2013, 2:16 pm
Send the weekend sailor back to the class room to learn how to read a chart and echo sounder then put the training wheels back on!!
Sho - November 13, 2013, 7:33 am


TAGS: wtf florida boating marina perfect
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - June 30, 2014, 7:22 am
I Like This 5L Made Me Happy At 7 AM.
MissPriss - June 29, 2014, 11:38 pm
I can only wish...all the water we've had last couple of days, basement flooded, gardens washed away...I'd settle for a 5L dinghy!

Fishing -

TAGS: fishing rod man kitten boat
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 11:00 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2014, 11:00 pm
tell that to the plankton.

House Boats -

Horror Films -


OPENING SOON. - Future Site Of The Mount Ararat Yacht Club .

TAGS: boat
Rating: 4.85/5

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maoworks2 - September 7, 2012, 6:35 pm
I'll Be Long Gone ughomer Thanks For The Comment.
ughomer - September 7, 2012, 3:59 pm
Around 2040, Mao?



TAGS: just as the happiest day in a boat owners life is when he sells his first boat the happiest time in any man s life is just after the first divorce
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 10:57 am

soooooo true. 5 smiley faces for you dude!


TAGS: whatever floats your boat
Rating: 4.63/5

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Shinrai - February 15, 2011, 7:21 am
Really small rocks!
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:16 pm
Dip them in oil of course
evodmasters - September 23, 2010, 2:09 pm
extract each of their bodily fluids to break the fu$%ing cruse.
Airman - September 23, 2010, 12:23 pm
what else floats in water?
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2010, 11:46 am
see if they weigh the same as ducks, of course.
Derek - September 22, 2010, 11:21 pm
You make them wet
Chompers - September 22, 2010, 10:55 pm
What else burns?
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:28 pm
More witches!
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:37 pm
divorce them ba dum dum ching
rerun - September 22, 2010, 8:58 pm

is that what you did to woodywood?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2010, 8:57 pm
Like wood
rerun - September 22, 2010, 8:52 pm

like steak?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2010, 8:42 pm
Burn them!!
Airman - September 22, 2010, 6:56 pm
nobody bit? Aggy will come to the rescue



TAGS: row boat pond
Rating: 4.25/5

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TAGS: homemade pools boat
Rating: 4.22/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:40 pm
this seem more like homeless pool to me :))


AMUSEMENT PARK - To his discontent, Jimmyjohn was finding out, his ferry boat ride wasn't the crowd pleaser he thought it would be.

TAGS: ferry boat
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 9:54 pm
Love it!


TAGS: this was no boating accident
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - December 27, 2009, 7:05 pm
5L. And she insisted this'd be better than an Alaskan cruise.


GLOBAL WARMING? - Suck on that, landies!


TAGS: boats n starfighter pilots hmmm
Rating: 2.88/5

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... - August 18, 2009, 8:25 am
All aboard the Failboat!!!


SCULLING - The sport that sounds nasty, but a boot by any other name would be wrong.

Kayaks -

CAUGHT BETWEEN A BOAT AND A HARD PLACE - Who does she think she is? James Bond? Guess she should have heeded that "Dock Ahead" sign... women driver

TAGS: boat
Rating: 2.06/5

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Eric D. - June 29, 2008, 10:29 am
hahahah. 'in a lawful manner off the side of the dock'. haha genius.
Witness #1 - June 29, 2008, 5:45 am
The boat swerved to avoid a duck and right into the path of the white car which was proceeding in a lawful manner off the side of the dock. Easily done, it could have happened to anyone really.
Eric D. - June 28, 2008, 8:27 pm
yeah but i mean.... cmon! haha its the laws of probability.
Tara - June 28, 2008, 7:49 pm
Yes, I know in this case it actually was a woman, but in case you haven't noticed, Men can be just as stupid - just because it was a car doesn't mean a woman was the cause of damage...

failure -

Rowboats -

Conceited -

TAGS: poster evolution boat bridge misbegotten wretch
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:53 am
Inhaled my coffee!!!!!! As a fan of absurd amounts of hp under my hood, I found this too funny for words!!!!! 5 lions rolling around laughing so hard it huuurrrrts!!!

Fishing -

TAGS: rowboat whale fishing
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 13, 2016, 4:20 am
Good one Ashy! chuckle, chuckle... ^!
JesusWept - November 13, 2016, 2:52 am
Whales are not fish, you know :p

Yo Momma -

TAGS: momma fat boats accident
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 13, 2015, 3:25 am
ROTFL!!!! I LUV this joke! Adding this one to the 'yo' momma' collection! This is great! 5 laughing lions!

Bigger Boat -

TAGS: jaws bigger boat movie film shark
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 22, 2017, 1:58 pm
Great! And I'm gonna watch that movie Austin Power. Never seen it.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2017, 12:46 pm

and you got me to finsih off some posters i had kicking around for ages. ty.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2017, 11:59 am

or of course...ill tempered mutated sea bass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw
JesusWept - November 22, 2017, 11:37 am
When I first read this comment I thought "WTH is he on about??". Then I googled it. You have brought a new meaning to my life LMAO!!!!! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laser_Shark
Reality Lord - November 22, 2017, 10:33 am

frickin sharks with frickin laser beans on their heads


TAGS: motorboat cigarette boat fast
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 10:01 pm
Sent this to an ins. underwriter and he flipped! I had to explain it!
mizzdizz - July 24, 2015, 4:26 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! LUV it! Chicks don't like the other anywhere near as much as the guys do! 5L
concern3 - July 23, 2015, 9:01 pm
you're correct it isn't, but it's funny a 5er